Zits and Ass

OK. I admit it. My ass is falling. Unfortunately, that is not the only part of me that is succumbing to gravity. Even my knee skin is slightly starting to sag, and let's not even talk about my upper arms. Since I am now officially a senior citizen, I suppose this is to be expected. Hello, Medicare! But here's the rub: why, oh why, do I still get zits? I have 2 on my nose and 1 on my chin right now. This is not fair, and I object! When am I gonna stop growing zits? Hey, someone could put this to music and become famous. Marvin Hamlisch, where are you?